Just because I'm 5'4" and don't have pointy ears is that a reason to not hire me in his toy shop? Should I contact the Wage and Labor Commission?
2006-11-23 00:46:05 · 11 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Nah let this one slide! So many people would be upset if you changed your address to the north pole! We like our elf right where she is.
2006-11-23 02:47:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You sound like the perfect height to be part of the reindeer gang, though. Go see Rudolph, (bring him a bottle of "Christmas cheer" his red nose ain't from being jolly) and talk to him....I think you might have a shot at pulling the sleigh this year...good strong shoulders like that...whoo-hoo.
2006-11-23 09:00:57 · answer #2 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two words: "Paperwork".
Just set fire to the toyshop, burn all the elves alive, chop the head off Mrs. Clause, shove a cactus up Santa's rectum (and scalpel off his eyelids) and then tell him you didn't want the stupid job anyway.
2006-11-23 09:10:05 · answer #3 · answered by people are scum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u obviously have a problem with santa... & u obviously wont rest until u get him booked for something.... "hell hath no more fury than a....." u might get a restraining order from him pretty soon..
2006-11-23 08:52:31 · answer #4 · answered by flipsolong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well....no, but only because he's still the guy who brings us toys when we're being good....
2006-11-23 08:49:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think affimative action got voted down where he is, so good luck.
2006-11-23 08:47:59 · answer #6 · answered by Biker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh stop it! You just sleigh me. It must be that elfish grin of yours.
2006-11-24 02:15:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
also santa stole my toes...that makes me sad...and i have trouble finding my balance :(
2006-11-23 19:13:22 · answer #8 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho Ho Ho...
Santa here...
You didn't get the job because you failed to blow me during the interview. Better luck next year!
2006-11-23 08:48:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
yeah... do it now... maybe you can ruin Christmas and have a movie made about you!!!
2006-11-23 08:50:40 · answer #10 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋