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Sounds like grounds for sexual harrassment to me.

2006-11-23 00:28:31 · 18 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I think he has been nipping at my Jack Daniels. The level keeps going down and I have been seeing wet footprints going out the back door when I wake up in the morning.

2006-11-23 19:15:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You know that Jack is from Alaska right? I lived there for years and that dude would stalk me everywhere I'd go...every time I'd go outside...he would be nipping at me! Drove me nuts. Well one year, I took him to court to try and make him cease and desist his nipping but the judge's heart was turned cold to my plight. So after loosing my civil case, I moved my whole family thousands of miles away...and we haven't seen him since.

Editors Note: The above answer is a good example of an idea gone horribly wrong...let this be a warning to everyone that just cause you think something is funny, it doesn't mean when it's written down that it will be.

2006-11-23 00:53:56 · answer #2 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0 0

We've had heavy frosts with temps in the mid 20s but no snow or sleet so far.I live in Arkansas.We don't usually get a lot of snow,3 or 4 inches maybe 2 or 3 times a year is average.Occasionally we might get a foot or more but nothing like our northern states.

2016-05-22 22:19:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, but Jack Daniels has been nipping at my liver.

2006-11-23 00:34:04 · answer #4 · answered by Fox Paws 6 · 0 0

Yeah, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

2006-11-23 00:29:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes, but I wish he would nip a little more on my butt! I could stand to lose some of that!

2006-11-23 06:25:36 · answer #6 · answered by *~BETHY~* 6 · 0 0

More like pulling at my ears. Early morning is really a lot of fun for me as I get my day started

2006-11-23 00:30:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wow! no wonder people say that women misuse sexual harrassment laws....

2006-11-23 00:32:28 · answer #8 · answered by flipsolong 2 · 0 0

Yes he has, and you may be right! I'll have to steer clear of that man from now on!

2006-11-23 00:32:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I wish he'd lick it instead as I get this annoying drip when I'm cold.

2006-11-23 00:30:19 · answer #10 · answered by Zoey 5 · 1 0

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