He sees you when you're sleeping? He knows when you're awake? Sounds like a man with some peeping Tom issues to me.
2006-11-23 00:26:58 · 13 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He even makes a list of all of the children in the world...and checks it twice. That is just scary!
2006-11-23 00:36:08 · answer #1 · answered by Fox Paws 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He should also be brought up on Federal charges for distributing coal without adhering to the EPA regulations and for ignoring The Clean Air Act. And he's a role model for kids? Shameful.
2006-11-23 08:58:44 · answer #2 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He works for Homeland Security now. Be careful which library books you check out. Does the celery stalk at night?
2006-11-24 03:11:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, this is a true story. I think you'll like it.
The Royal Mail has released a bunch of seasonal stamps (SEASONAL - NOT CHRISTMAS - CAN'T MENTION CHRISTMAS).
One of the new stamps has a picture of Santa taking a crap down someone's chimney. This is really true.
2006-11-23 08:37:39 · answer #4 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so u're the one who shot at santa yelling " i told yuz to git off mah property!"... in the north pole times u were just quoted as an unknown assailant
2006-11-23 08:37:03 · answer #5 · answered by flipsolong 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should phone the "Santa Hot Line" to find out how HOT he is first
2006-11-23 08:29:23 · answer #6 · answered by Zoey 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To say nothing of breaking and entering.
2006-11-23 08:28:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WELL, CONSIDERING THE OTHER INVISIBLE ENTITIES OUT THERE WITH LESS NOBLE INTENTIONS WATCHING YOU, SANTA IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES.
2006-11-23 08:32:50 · answer #8 · answered by TOO HOT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as he doesn't take his red suit off to show you his stuff, he is OK.
2006-11-23 08:29:53 · answer #9 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm....in your case I can't really blame the guy!
2006-11-23 10:41:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋