A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.
"Are you my doctor?", he asked.
"Yes, I am."
The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth."
He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"
"Yes, I am," she said.
"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.
He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"
"Yes, I am," his father answered.
The baby motioned him to come closer, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger 5 times, saying, "I want you to know that THAT HURTS!"
2006-11-22 23:34:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!!!i wish this doesn't come tru in the future!!!Talking babies!!!
2006-11-23 00:47:02 · answer #1 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't the nose make the volleyball team? He did not get picked. What do you get when you cross a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke. How can you tell when I have been in your refrigerator? Your jar of peanut butter is half empty or full. A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
2016-05-22 22:07:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one..thanx for a great laugh
2006-11-22 23:40:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!!!! Good one! Got any more ones this funny! 10 out of 10!
2006-11-22 23:43:41 · answer #4 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha cute..
2006-11-23 01:00:40 · answer #5 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha good one mate good joke keep em coming
2006-11-23 00:00:25 · answer #6 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute I like it. LOL!
2006-11-23 00:18:20 · answer #7 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha...good 1..thumbs up...
2006-11-22 23:40:02 · answer #8 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is it! oooooooohhhh poor daddy! thats a really good one
2006-11-22 23:42:40 · answer #9 · answered by Lorato m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 03:48:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋