Went into a bar last nite, ordered a large whisky and a pint of lager, drank them really quick then said to the barmaid" you know i shoudnt do this" "why is that?"" cause i aint got no money"........... keep smiling
2006-11-22 23:33:26 · 13 answers · asked by man with the golden gun 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
always up for a bit of spanking rush lol
2006-11-22 23:39:51 · update #1
haha..if i were the barmaid i would rather spank ya hard...
2006-11-22 23:37:51 · answer #1 · answered by rush 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope it was Glenmorangie, Macallan or Tallisker.
No point in nicking the cheap stuff!
2006-11-23 08:02:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one..thanx
2006-11-23 07:42:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10
2006-11-23 09:12:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that called a quick one ?
2006-11-23 08:43:47 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a very old one!
2006-11-23 07:36:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that ones got whiskers on it and grey ones at that
2006-11-23 11:50:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! Hilarious joke man! I found it so funny!
2006-11-23 07:44:52 · answer #8 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
try and tell more upto date jokes
2006-11-23 09:07:34 · answer #9 · answered by ALBERT M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, you really are cheering me up today! tnx
2006-11-23 07:47:15 · answer #10 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋