Easy solution to a simple problem. Step one, post a sign on your office door that reads "BEWARE OF SALESMAN EATING MONSTER". Step Two, either go to Barnum and Bailey's Circus and rent a tiger, or if you live near a wilderness area, you could catch your own. If you can get ahold of a real monster, such as a loch ness type, or even a genuine dinosaur, even better, but these kinds of animals usually are too big to be practical, unless you work on a constuction site or open pit mine. Step three, tether the tiger out of sight, such as under the desk or behind some file cabinets. When the salesmen come, say "I'd love to buy some, but I need to take my tiger for a walk right now" and release the tiger. Step four. Since you will never have the problem again, you can return the tiger to Barnum and Bailey.
2006-11-23 03:09:33
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answered by JSB 2
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I was once a door-to-door salesman (and I am so ashamed!) the politest way is just to say "I've got that already", we have answers already written out for everything else, saying 'not interested' or 'I'm busy' doesn't help because you'll get pitched anyway.
I only worked for them for three weeks by the way, I was desperate and I am so so sorry!
2006-11-23 11:22:20
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answered by floppity 7
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How they dress is neither here nor there - they're still tinkers, and should never have been allowed into your office - or even the building. Where's your security? Next time it could be a bomber dressed nicely. Then what would you do.........
2006-11-23 08:18:42
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answered by Anonymous
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Just simply say, "Look, I understand what you're trying to do and I hope much success to you in your endeavors. But, I really am not interested, and I thank you just the same!"
Your sister,
Ginger
2006-11-23 07:15:37
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answered by Anonymous
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You could say you cannot make the decision and the person who would make it isn't there but you know they wouldn't be interested. Be polite but firm!
2006-11-23 07:14:38
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answered by Anonymous
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I am sorry, I am not interested. Do not waste your time with me, I am sure there are other out their how would be interested.
2006-11-23 07:22:12
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answered by Terra_chan 4
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just say early on that it isnt really any use to you, and you dont want to waste any more of their time but you arent interested.
2006-11-23 07:17:43
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answered by Anonymous
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Just explain to them that you dun need them and do not want to waste their time...
2006-11-23 07:15:00
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answered by Anonymous
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go to hell with your useless crap, go bother a tramp they might listen to what you have to say
2006-11-23 07:16:58
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answered by zargonius 3
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Just say a polite "no thanks". they cant force you to buy something. Then if they persist, then you can be rude.
2006-11-23 07:16:29
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answered by Rich T 6
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