How else could these humongous balls retain their shape? It must have been a miracle of some sort.
2006-11-22 23:12:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I believe a miracle when I see one.
Ethereal Lasagna Lady is FSM's female alter-ego. FSM and lasagna lady are one.
Don't fight, children!
2006-11-22 23:26:42 · answer #1 · answered by WaterStrider 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I resent your use of the word "beloved" because we do not all love FSM. You seem to be trying to impose your convictions on me and others. But, yes, the source of the power is in the meatball as with all males. All hail the Ethereal Lasangna Lady.
2006-11-23 07:17:04 · answer #2 · answered by Captain America 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A heritic recently told me that he was a non-believer in the FSM to which I read from Ch.6 V53 from the book of Rhubarb that all non-believers will be converted to pasta and thereafter added to the sauce of the FSM. Thatlshowem!!
2006-11-23 07:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by mandbturner3699 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope that atheists realize that this particular 'parody' (to be charitable) is a particularly inbred and insularly cultivated part of atheist culture.
While atheists smile, nod, and chuckle, around them crickets chirp. Very few outside their group have any clue what they are talking about. Nor do they care, since this alleged 'parody' resembles nothing they are actually familiar with (which a clever and real parody actually would.)
2006-11-23 07:24:04 · answer #4 · answered by evolver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they've evolved over the milleniums from lower life forms but creationalists believe they were created that size in a day.
2006-11-23 07:19:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just make sure you duck in time...... and keep watch, always... Lest you get hit when not paying attention.... that way, you'll be broke for sure!
Your sister,
Ginger
2006-11-23 07:14:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We must not question his noodliness.
Tagiatelle.
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2006-11-23 07:17:34 · answer #7 · answered by lady_s_hazy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree...absolutely!
2006-11-23 07:14:54 · answer #8 · answered by Violante 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course! great deduction.
2006-11-23 07:14:56 · answer #9 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's all in the sauce .
2006-11-23 07:13:36 · answer #10 · answered by jsjmlj 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋