Why Can't I Stop Sleeping With other women' men?

Question

Ok,so this male friend & I had this bet going on that true love doesn't exist so we made this bet to have one month to sleep with as many taken/married people as possible and to snap a picture using a camera phone for confirmation......we met various ppl at college parties to married couples that we knew the task was as easy as taking candy from a baby it didnt matter how long the couple were together or married they all had affairs....but now i can't stop it's become like a sport to me i see a man i want and bam i make him mine,and once i get bored with him i enjoy watching the other person fining out about the affair its hilarious to watch these weak girls cry..my question is how can i stop stealing other womens men??? & why do you think in every case one member of the couple cheated??? & do you in some way think im like cupid? do you think love exists & finally do you know where your man is?

Answer 1

I'M THUPER THANKS FOR ASKING!!!!
and giggling uncontrollably, but you knew that
~sashays out of the closet and into the !BODY! of my tall tale~

As you well know, I can totally relate to this...from a fabulously different angle, however. I, Dr Rich Amblaeu, am both a blessing and a curse to all monogamous, heterosexual relationships....regardless of their stability. I've earned the title 'LadyKiller' and you may rest-assured that I live up to it. The anticipation of ripping a woman's hunk-of-a-man out of her arms, out of her life, and into complete and TOTAL submission causes the sun to shine where the sun shouldn't shine...if you know what I'm saying (and I know you do).

I shall render her powers useless against him, thereby thrusting her into a state of helplessness. Upon doing so, my third leg instantly stands at attention, front and center. I then violate the man from the outside in, then from the inside out...over and again until he curses the day that he was born.

The various positions, restraints, toys, and locations (physically and geographically) that we use can be seen as the many courses of a single meal. All are vital in satisfying the appetite, however a lingering thirst doth remain. The only remedy that will effectively quench that thirst, is to literally drink the sweet milk of her tears.

Once I have demeaned and deviled her 'significant other'....demoralized her 'relationship' in every way possible (emotionally, physically, spiritually, mentally, intellectually)
...only then do the tears begin to flow. Then and only then am I able to consummate MY marriage, one between appetite and thirst.

To lick the tears from her face, to literally suck them from her eyes....that is what it takes to satisfy my palate. Oh the sweet milk of a relationship gone sour, driven to the brink and forced over the edge by yours truly....

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Answer 2

No love does not exist. Yes men are weak. I don't mean to sound judgmental ( or maybe I do) you are a bad person, shame on you, breaking hearts as a sport. Ok maybe I am a little jealous or alot I can't tell. Anywayz I don't know it sounds like you love to be desired and the way you feel you are being desired the most is by getting taken men. Single men became to easy for you cuz there always looking for someone. The married ones are the real challenge. Why would you think of yourself as cupid are you just justifying your actions?

Answer 3

You're probably sleeping with married men because they can go home to their wives and there's no commitment. And as for you talking about it's hilarious watching the woman cry, it's not that their weak it's the other way around they where strong enough to resist temptation like yourself why couldn't their husband have done the same and speaking of weak it takes a very weak person to go out and sleep with a bunch of married men just for the sport of it and have all the energy to do it but, not enough energy to find your own man. And excuse me but it's probably because your afraid if you find your own man he might be doing the same thing to you that your doing to others. And honey if my man was with you then he wasn't my man in the first place. You got some issues and need to get help with that before it comes to a tragic end!

Answer 4

first of all, no, you are not cupid. And now, to answer your original question, it is because you have commitment issues.

Psychologically, you sleep only with taken men is because deep inside you, you know that you can never be with them. And that they cant/wont ever be with you. This may feel like an excitement, but really what you are feeling is relief..

And every case cheated is because they are normal human beings who gave in to lust very easily. And if they do not give in to lust easily, you must be coming down to them hard so as to win your bet. But because this happened for a period of a month, your brain has come to the idea of getting what you want, and since what you want is sleeping with married/taken men, that is what you get.

This is actually not a bad thing. This means that you have strong willpower..Just concentrate your will on something else.

Answer 5

Well, first of all some men just suck. They will sleep w/ whoever will put it out. Trust me on that one, it wouldn't matter if you were butt ugly and bald headed, you have a vagina and you offer it, most guys will hit it. Second, you need to think about when you get into a serious relationship and how you will feel when some young hottie takes your candy away. You're not like cupid, your more like Hitler. You don't want to see couples happy, you want to see how many notches you can score and how many women you can hurt. My man is at home tucked nicely in bed waiting for me to ride him when I get off work and yes, love exists. Remember what goes around comes around, you can change your fate today by keeping your legs closed and waiting for Mr. Right, instead of Mr. Right Now. Ok? Be good sweetie, I don't want to see you get hurt.

Answer 6

No doubt you are familiar with the concept of "karma" ??
You have probably seriously damaged your abiltiy and chances
of having a long term happy marriage in your life...
Your character and femininity have been jaded & compromised.
Your list of enemies is long...

Answer 7

To many date white men solely because they are white. Also, many are opposed yo Asian men dating white women.

Answer 8

Because you are a slut, but that is not a bad thing. It just means that you know how to give and get pleasure.

Answer 9

mmm in aussie.. love does exsist .. but cheating is for the weak minded .. but hey what can i say . but be careful you might fall in love..:~)

Answer 10

Evil.....simply Evil....