A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up
her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a
towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $1,000 to drop that
towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her
$1,000 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When
she
gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob
the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says,
'did he say anything about the $1,000 he owes me?"
2006-11-22 17:58:33 · 24 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao... very funny made my night... hope everyone else enjoys...
2006-11-22 18:00:53 · answer #1 · answered by heclee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry, there is no “Two in one” and the only humour is that the idiot Bob has paid $1000/- just for a fleeting glimpse of a naked woman. He offered to pay the amount for a different issue. "I'll give you $1,000 to drop that towel." The $1000/- he paid the wife was for a favour granted and not as repayment of the husband’s loan. The wife can truthfully tell the husband that Bob said nothing about the $1000/- in which case Bob still owes the husband.
Look at it this way; if I owe you a 1000/- bucks and when I come over to pay you I see a pretty rose in a vase on your table. I tell your wife that I will pay her 1000/- bucks for the flower, she agrees and takes the 1000/- bucks. Can I consider that as payment of you loan??? Will you accept it as payment of your loan???
2006-11-22 18:49:57 · answer #2 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A smart next Door Neighbor !!! Had a nice feast for his eyes of the nacked lady by using his brains !!! Too clever One !!! Ha Ha Ha....I liked it !
2006-11-22 18:12:30 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Been there, heard that.
But still I gotta admit I lmao when I heard it! Thanks for posting.
Bonus joke: What nationality are you when you're going to the bathroom?
European!
Legal notice for nitpickers: The author of this joke is fully aware that Europe is a continent and not a nation, but A) it's a joke; B) there's no such word as "continentality"; and C) it's a joke.
2006-11-22 18:08:42 · answer #4 · answered by All who wonder are not lost 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Clever guy he paid $1000 for seeing her naked but he still owes $1000 of loan which he needn't pay
2006-11-24 13:10:05 · answer #5 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn good one
and i belive that one good joke deserves another
so here goes
sam sat in his office with a dejected face
sam's friend comes up to him.
sam's friend : hey sam whats wrong? why the long face?
sam : i loaned $100000 to a friend of mine for a plastic surgery.
sam's friend: so what? you can always get it back.
sam : trouble is i dont know what he looks like now.
hope u liked it
2006-11-22 23:39:22 · answer #6 · answered by ramon_zrt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then she says "No he said he doesn't have it right now." The next day she goes SHOPPING!
2006-11-22 19:15:43 · answer #7 · answered by mybear77 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!
2006-11-22 18:01:28 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this one...
you just put a smile on my face..
i give you 10 points...
2006-11-22 18:02:51 · answer #9 · answered by simon says 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
very funny
2006-11-23 15:58:57 · answer #10 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋