A lady about seven months pregnant
got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She
immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a
grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused. When on the
fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the
driver and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The
| judge asked the man what he had to
say for himself. The man replied,
"Well, your Honor, it was like
this. When the lady got on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her
condition. She sat under under a
sign that said, "The Double Mint
Twins are Coming" and I had to
smile. Then she moved and sat under
a sign that said,"Slogan' s Liniment will reduce the swelling" and
I had to grin. Then she placed herself under a sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain
myself. BUT .....when she moved the fourth time and sat under
a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident" I laughed out loud."
"Case Dismissed," said the judge.
2006-11-22 17:43:47 · 11 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha Thats a good one!!! Very funny!
2006-11-22 17:50:15 · answer #1 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fabulous
2006-11-23 03:18:47 · answer #2 · answered by mybear77 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. 10/10
2006-11-23 02:57:59 · answer #3 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply Superb !!! Excellent Joke !!! Narrated very tactfully and maintained the grip till the end ! A neat and clean joke after a ling gap !!! I liked it 10/10 !
2006-11-23 02:39:24 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEhehehehehehe! Quite the joke... a bit sick, though.
2006-11-23 02:03:04 · answer #5 · answered by RedHot 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-23 01:54:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
now thats a joke.really really funny.
2006-11-23 01:47:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF I would be a judge i would dismissed the case too,LOL,,,,,,,,,,
2006-11-23 02:36:16 · answer #8 · answered by kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 12:02:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE
2006-11-23 02:43:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋