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Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Hong Kong and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.

A little old Chinese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a jazz chord!
Play a jazz chord!".

Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie’s varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild.

The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord".

A bit pissed off by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise.

The little old man jumps up again. "No, no. Play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord".

Well and truly pissed off that this little guy doesn’t seem to appreciate his playing ability, Stevie says to him from the stage "OK, smart ***.
You get up here and do it!"

The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing...



" A jazz chord, to say, I love you..."

2006-11-22 17:43:36 · 15 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

ok yes that was a good one if i had 10 points to give you you would get them all.

2006-11-22 19:13:31 · answer #1 · answered by welshwife 4 · 0 0

yes, but did you here him in the radio interview he did afterwards, the dj asked him if he had ever thought that he had been delt a rough hand, being blind.

Stevie said, 'it was ok, he tended to be a glass is half full type of guy. I could have been born black as well'

2006-11-22 17:53:25 · answer #2 · answered by DAVID C 6 · 1 0

lmao, thanx 4 the 1st laugh of the morning .10/10

2006-11-22 17:51:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Brilliant!

2006-11-22 19:33:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very funny.

It's a bit like the Cliff Richard one about t it's and fa nny....

"Ti t's an fanny, how we don't talk anymore"

2006-11-22 17:48:25 · answer #5 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0 0

good one.....right here is mine. somewhat hispanic boy purely arrived in united statesa. along with his kinfolk. He desperate to flow to his first american baseball pastime. whilst he arrived back homestead, he became so excited. His momma mentioned, "Jose, why are you so excited....did you savour the pastime?" Jose replied, "oh momma, united statesa. is so spectacular and the each and every person is so advantageous". Momma mentioned "what do you mean?" Jose mentioned "till now the pastime began, the full crowd question me if i could desire to work out the pastime". Momma mentioned "could desire to you spot the pastime?" "sure momma, they sang 'Jose are you able to work out, via the dawns early mild...............'."

2016-10-17 10:32:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

It's a bit corny,but still it's a good joke..thanks..

2006-11-22 17:58:24 · answer #7 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0 0

good 1 lol

2006-11-22 18:43:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good one lol

2006-11-22 17:50:30 · answer #9 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0 0

i aM SO drunk ui am so drink drk i mean drunk hahah, ahh i don feel like f[putting i hyphenins lmao pls help me i'm wasted

2006-11-22 17:55:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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