An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!" They all asked the farmer how it tasted. "I Don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"
2006-11-22 17:37:28 · 7 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha, ha lmao... where do you get these?
2006-11-23 21:06:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha...He must have ran away with three times the usual speed !! Yes he was having two extra pair of legs to accomplish the job !!!
2006-11-23 02:49:37 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is really gross is watching poultry pick at each other until their intestines come out and the birds eat at it til the poor bird dies. I wouldn't eat warm blooded animals for nothing.
2006-11-23 01:40:38 · answer #3 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was the fastest turkey in the county could turn on a threepence
2006-11-23 03:43:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a good one,ripper joke
2006-11-23 02:11:34 · answer #5 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2006-11-23 01:39:26 · answer #6 · answered by vicki f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
^_^ haha
2006-11-23 01:39:01 · answer #7 · answered by këlly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋