wanna hear a jokeee?

Question

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "No Way they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone, too, and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving.

Answer 1

A very effective trick to get on hold children who are too busy to spare some time with the parents and family for special occasions. We learned such kind of trick since childhood. If we want to see or stay with busy parents but seems so difficult for them to do due to busy schedules, we think of a very good reason for them to be alert like saying we are very sick or severely injured. Parents as they get old take their time to do the same. That is just being part of the cycle of life.☺

Answer 2

Good idea from an old man.

Answer 3

wow i admire this shaggy dog tale by utilising the way, as quickly as I observed that it had God and devil in it i immediately assumed it may be blasphemous, yet i'm happy to assert you proved me incorrect, and it substitute into humorous

Answer 4

thats one way to invite someone for thanksgiving dinner.

Answer 5

Haha, wow...kinda long, but funny anywho.

Answer 6

took me a few but i get it.....
thats a very creative invitation

Answer 7

yeah good