you know your ________ when.....??

Question

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you know ur a mexican when__________
you know ur a red-neck when__________

the one that could make me laugh so hard that i pee myself will win. any other type of joke that is somewhat the same to this is certainly invited exp(u know ur a _______when)

Answer 1

you know ur mexican when

There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.

You get anothers attention by saying "chhh chhh" or "Pssssst."

Your parents grow some sort of fruit/vegetable in their back yard.

You do that funny-pointing thing with your nose, and if the other person doesn't understand you, you use your lips for emphasis.

your nana will kill you if you make her miss her "novela."

if you know someone who pronounces pizza "peeksa".

if you have more than one family living in your house (or garage, or basement).

You have one or more cousins in and out of jail.

You store clean pans inside the oven

IF YOU COLLECT HOMIES

Answer 2

you know your a redneck when you were married three times and still have the same in-laws OR the value of your pick up truck depends on how much gas you have.

you know your a mexican when you consider cacti equivilant to grass OR you buy salsa by the gallon

Answer 3

You know you are a Mexican when your car cost more than your house!

You know you are a redneck when your house has wheels and your car has blocks!

Answer 4

you know your a mexican when your parents scared you with la chancla

Answer 5

Can I watch you pee yourself?

I know you are a redneck when you ask inane questions.

Answer 6

you know ur a redneck when you have an uncle dad and are lookinf fro birthday for him