This young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas. He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a bowl of chili.
After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks, "if you ain''t goin to eat that, mind if I do"? The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner states "Nah, go ahead".
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a rotten dead rat in the chili. The sight is shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that''s as far as I got, too."
2006-11-22 17:07:42 · 16 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny, funny, funny.
2006-11-22 21:01:15 · answer #1 · answered by PROPHET 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mummy mummy can I lick the bowl?
No, flush it like everyone else.
Mummy mummy, what can I dip my bread in now the dog's sores have healed up?
2006-11-22 19:25:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tks for the 2 pts and a good laugh
2006-11-22 17:30:05 · answer #3 · answered by choilein 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, nice, as usual. Clean record so far. What's the sickest joke you have ?
2006-11-22 17:10:54 · answer #4 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10 thanx
2006-11-22 17:41:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol
2006-11-22 17:37:10 · answer #6 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross,but great.
2006-11-22 20:37:10 · answer #7 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha eeuuwww haahahha
2006-11-22 17:17:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just nasty......but rather funny too
8/10
2006-11-22 18:06:57 · answer #9 · answered by penguinluvinman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuk
2006-11-22 17:12:51 · answer #10 · answered by vicki f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋