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Mine was when i was getting some head while cooking in the kitchen. my gf just started going down on me as i was thawing out some chicken patties. what i didn't realize is that i had put a much longer time on the microwave and during the middle of it i smelled the burning and yelled "oh god" as the whole room was filled with smoke. she says "i've only been at it a couple of minutes" then she realized what i was talking about. i unplugged the microwave and put it outside, and opened up all the windows to air out the house. i forgot i was totally naked. i'm glad this was at 9 in the evening.

2006-11-22 16:58:05 · 10 answers · asked by Thomas K 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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one time me and my bf were doing 69 and i got tired so i ws just rubbing my chest up and down his cock and then i got up and i was strecthing and i realized my chcest was wet and i realized he had gone all over my chest. i was sooo embarassed. cuz here i am just stretching for him to see and i have his *** all over me. this might not be embarrassing for you. but it was for me!! ahha

2006-11-22 17:04:20 · answer #1 · answered by FairChild 3 · 0 2

It was when my BF and I first started dating and we drove out to the desert in Las Vegas. We had a beautiful view of the city and no one around for miles, so we decided to have sex on the hood of the car, we got butt naked and everything was going great, then the car popped out of gear and as it started to roll backwards we slid off the hood into the dirt and very naked and stunned watched our car roll down into a huge ditch. We got to finish what we were doing and then got dressed and called the tow truck. We laugh to this day about that night. 17 years later.

2006-11-23 01:22:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I was sitting on top of this guy with both of us fully clothed and he urged me to "move" (if you know what I mean). So I started moving back and forth and back and forth and then before I knew it, I opened my eyes to coming down from just having the "Big O" on top of him. He didn't realize it until it happened and I didn't realize it was coming until after it happened and when I finally opened my eyes. I was so embarrassed, I made him leave. He reluctantly left with a huge chubby and the sorest blue balls ever!

2006-11-23 01:08:08 · answer #3 · answered by Chiky 4 · 1 0

My girlfriend and I were going at it.

Moments before my orgasm, I let loose the loudest and most prolonged fart every, a real honker.

She began to laugh so hard at the whole thing, I wilted like nobody's business.

You really cannot have sex with a woman laughing hysterically. Then came the smell. She thought it was the funniest thing ever!

2006-11-23 01:00:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

When I was having sex with my first love, he was on top and my mind ran on something funny and I started laughing. I guess he thought I was laughing at him - he stopped and we never had sex after that.

2006-11-23 01:02:35 · answer #5 · answered by skykiss 2 · 4 0

getting a charlie horse and hopping around the room with a new hookup is always embarassing.

2006-11-23 01:02:56 · answer #6 · answered by Jerry Garcia 3 · 0 1

i did a doody at orgasm

2006-11-23 01:01:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I just can't say, it's to embarrassing. lol

2006-11-23 01:00:51 · answer #8 · answered by inquisitive 3 · 0 3

Well I'm a virgin. . . . . . . .so i guess i don't have one yet

2006-11-23 01:02:36 · answer #9 · answered by *PEACE BEGINS WITH A SMILE* 4 · 4 1

Is just your question -what the **** you're looking for?
Bye

2006-11-23 01:00:37 · answer #10 · answered by Toto 6 · 0 5

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