"Good evening ladies", Sherlock Holmes said as he passed three women eating bananas on a park bench."Do you know them?" Dr Watson asked. "No", Holmes replied, "I've never met the nun, the prostitute, or the bride we just passed." "Good Lord, Holmes, how in the world did you know all that?" "Elementary, my dear Watson. The nun ate the banana by holding it in one hand and using the fingers of the other hand to properly break the fruit into small pieces." "The prostitute", he continued, "grabbed with both hands and crammed the whole thing into her mouth." "Amazing!" Watson exclaimed. "But how did you know the third was a newlywed?" "Because she held it one hand and pushed her head toward it with the other."
2006-11-22 16:40:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry, no chuckle here :(
2006-11-22 16:42:50 · answer #1 · answered by pululu81 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok you asked for it
Sherlock holmes gose in to his bathroom and says Watson come here i want to show you something When watson enters holmes tells him to bend over the sink .Watson dose this then Holmes ties him to the taps, pulls downWatsons pants and covers his bumhole with lemon curd and start to Bugger him
Watson cries out "Holmes Holmes what are you doing?"
to which sherlock replies"It's lemonEntery dear Watson
there take that you loony
2006-11-25 13:41:17 · answer #2 · answered by manicmalcolm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one. checkout this joke: A woman posts an ad in the newspaper that looks like this… “Looking for man with these qualifications: won’t beat me up, or run away from me, and is great in bed.” She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but one in particular stood out. After giving the man her address, he came to her house. She opening the door for him and the man said, “Hi, I’m Bob. I have no arms so I won’t beat you up and no legs so I won’t run away.” So the lady says, “What makes you think you are great in bed?” Bob replies, “I rang the door bell didn’t I?”
2016-05-22 20:49:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
See I've never heard that one. It was pretty funny. But I also got a twisted mind. LOL I needed a laugh anyhow. THANKZ!
2006-11-22 16:44:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh My! It is a wonderful joke which will tingle you and makes you remember your own moments! Thank you very much.
2006-11-22 16:49:10 · answer #5 · answered by ShashiSG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
annother gerat joke ceep em comeing
2006-11-22 17:29:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
G'day Infobod,
Thank your for sharing that joke.
It made me laugh.
Regards
2006-11-22 17:01:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I too always love a good joke. Let me know when you have one!
2006-11-22 16:58:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i always love a good joke before bed
thank you
2006-11-22 16:45:13 · answer #9 · answered by Wonderboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it may be an oldie but it still has the potential to make me smile :)
2006-11-22 17:19:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-11-22 16:52:12 · answer #11 · answered by FJ84 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋