Doubts!!! tell me if u liked it?

Question

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)



2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)



3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)



4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)



5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)



6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)



7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)



8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)



9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)



10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)



12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)



13.What cam! e first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)



14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)



15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)



16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )



17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)



18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isnt it)



19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)



20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try)



21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)



22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)



23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)

Answer 1

#1 . It's secret why shud i tell u ..{ a hint...politicians } ..now u guess who they are ..

#2 . may be by dogs which can speak ...and tell tht it is delicious ..{ plz don't ask me the breed of tht dog }

#3. well speed of darkness is equal to speed od light ...bcaz when light leaves darkness come ....

#4. if planes are made up of material used by black box ..then i thnk planes will not fly and they will be using highways ..like trucks and buses { it's so heavy material }

#5. a copyright person .use to give copyright symbol..plz don't ask who is copyright person..bcaz it's still a secret .

#6 . well u can ..u shud try and try to differentiate b/w ur tear and water ..haa haa LOLZ

#7. hey have u seen a dog chazing his own tail..no..tell u shud see..then u will come to know why they say"you've been working like a dog"

#8. this is so bcaz very one like to go upward ..not downward

#9. YES ..tht's why they open there mouth and we think they are flying kiss ..haa haa LOL ..

#10. don't know
#11. hey where is 11th ques ...i know the answer yaar ... don't shy put it over here ... haa haa

#12. they might be having balance control in them ..which alerts them ..before falling ..

#13. well it is seed ..bcaz in farms u can grow fruit from seeds but ..i dono whether we can grow seeds from fruit ...

#14 .well baby oil is made up of babies ..yes but babies of fruits ..{ seeds } haa haa ..well they are also there babies ..

#15. Husband of lady bird { MR. Lady bird }

#16. depends upon the case ...

#17. yes u can .if u want to hurt ur lungs ..or u hav lungs of gaint whale

#18. they call so bcaz builded builing is ..builiding cracks and other defects ..which let them to call it building ...LOL

#19. yes u can but before tht remove the cotton from ur ears .
{after that let see what hppns }
#20 if tht hppns then ..u will be with the light particles of headlight ...and both of u were chazing ..who will come first ..

#21. It's secret ..i cann't unfold it in front of u ...sorry

#22. well depends upon the relation of tht person with the officer of district collector or development authority ..haa haa { in my country tht hppns what abt ur country }

#23 . well rules are made to be broken ..and people who love to break rules are given tht chance ..haa haa

Answer 2

1. don't know.
2. dogs enjoy the food more. scientists observe. company advertises.
3. yes that is absurd
4. ........
5. no one copyrighted the copyright symbol
6. yes
7. dogs are harder workers than you. ever heard of sleigh dogs?
8. convenience? so the zero is at the bottom
9. no, fish only eat so they only gewt hungry, there is fresh water inside most living things in the sea and lakes etc
10. no
11. there is no eleven
12. they are smart enough not to.
13. the fruit damnit
14. baby oil is made from plants and minerals. it is called baby oilk not because it is ground baby, but because it is used for babies because of its sensitive touch,
15. a ladybird
16. yes
17. you said it
18. it is a word used to describe the thing. it is in the dictionary and is understood as a noun, not a verb when used in context.
19. i dont know
20. I dont know
21. I call it a TV
22. yes
23. for emergencies such as a heartattack or pregnancy, or a serial killer is chasing you.

Answer 3

3.)The opposite of the speed of light.
6.)Yes. You can cry aloud for your mommy when a shark is about to eat you alive.
9.) Yes. When you take them out of the water.
12.) Don't they sleep in nests?
15.) A lesbian.
20.) You'd be in two places at once?

Answer 4

#14 Its made FOR babies, with Mineral Oils and Fragrances

#17 yep

#22 no, we used to dig into peoples properties (with the right paperwork) to lay pipe in the ground and legally in every state a person can not dig into their own property with authorization (have to call your state one call)

#23 You can go to places to legally race your cars, speed limits are for public roads

Answer 5

#22 if you do own a piece of land all the way down to the core of the earth, you still would have to pay taxes, so really no you don't really
own it.

Happy Thanksgiving,

Beverly S.

Answer 6

#2 - it can't be "new" and "improved". It's either one or the other, not both at the same time.

#4 - If it were built using that material, it would be too heavy to fly.

Answer 7

I don tknow but heres one for ya.
Who does the taste testing on the flavored condoms to make sure they taste right?

Answer 8

Nice questions, would love to know the answers myself.

Answer 9

man thats good very deep...its kinda funny that ive been thinking about #23 lately. and other ones too

Answer 10

I don't know why you would want to blow up a balloon under water - you need to get a life!@