2006-11-22 16:25:18 · 18 answers · asked by gladmeman 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why did the squirrel cross the road?
to show his girlfriend he had guts.
2006-11-22 17:26:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl tells her friend shes leaving her husband because he hasn't talked to her for six months. Her friend says "Don't be hasty, men like that are hard to find"
2006-11-26 11:15:56 · answer #2 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde change her baby's diaper once a week?
The box said "Up to 20 pounds"
2006-11-23 00:27:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why do i call my dog with no legs Cigarette? because i like to take him out for a drag three times a day!
2006-11-23 01:15:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a Pig with 3 "eyes"?
2006-11-23 00:57:15 · answer #5 · answered by puffy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I put up with your mom for a whole 2 minutes.
2006-11-23 00:27:29 · answer #6 · answered by KJH 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your moma is so fat when I went to lunch I saw her in the buffet line, at Wendys, Pizza Hut and The Steak House.. at the same time !!!!
may not be what you were looking for but.......... God bless
2006-11-23 00:34:51 · answer #7 · answered by Annie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that sounded like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which aint there!
2006-11-23 01:07:09 · answer #8 · answered by choilein 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat me raw with a flavor straw.....
2006-11-23 01:07:45 · answer #9 · answered by abbeyroad54321 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u know ur a mexican when someone tells u to stop yelling when ur only talking normal
u know ur a mexican when u play soccor in ur
chanclas (sandles)
2006-11-23 00:33:17 · answer #10 · answered by Groovy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋