I would like to make blue angels any suggestions?
2006-11-22 16:22:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Most of these suggestions are right, but not all farts ignite. What makes farts ignite is the amount of methane gas in the fart.
2006-11-22 18:15:59 · answer #1 · answered by Carolinablues 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Put the lighter in your right hand, Raise your hand above your head and light the lighter. Now wave the lighter back and forth, back and forth, all the while chanting "fart a fire", "fart a fire", "fart a fire". Wait 5 minutes in total and complete silence....don't let the flame go out on the lighter.....very good....now..if you did it just right...no mistakes...a blue angel will come to you and it is then that you will hear a rip roaring toot come from the back end of that angel. Now upon hearing that explosive toot, you must make a wish. The blue angel will grant you your wish if it is worthy enough. Good luck.
2006-11-23 00:55:13 · answer #2 · answered by sammytoes 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do not try that too often. In the hospital where one of my cousin works they have a service called "Farting accidents". You know what I mean.... Some guys suffered 2rd degree burnt... and others even burn the colon... Avoid this experience. Because the fart is a gaz and during the farting the gaz is all the way up the anus and the colon into the intestine...
2006-11-23 00:32:13 · answer #3 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there snow where you live? How about making a snow angel instead???
2006-11-25 15:31:58 · answer #4 · answered by secondwish02 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PUT YOUR LEGS IN THE AIR AND AS YOU FART LIGHT A LIGHTER BY YOU BUTT HOLE.
2006-11-23 00:26:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stick a liter by your butt hole and let her rip!
2006-11-23 11:03:56 · answer #6 · answered by Tony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very carefully! LOL
2006-11-24 13:42:32 · answer #7 · answered by COACH 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you guessed it! Blow one out and light the lighter at your ***!
2006-11-23 00:24:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋