and says "Could you tell me where I can get some water?
The Jewish guy asks "Do you want to buy this tie?"
The Arab says "You don't understand, I'm very thirsty and I am in need of water"
The Jewish guy insists "Would you buy this tie?
The Arab retorts "Is that all you people ever think about? Selling me a tie for money when you can clearly see I'm in dire need of water?"
The Jewish guy answers "OK, there's a watering hole about two miles on the other side of that sand dune"
So the Arab guy sets off in the direction of the sand dune and pretty soon he is out of sight.
About two hours later he comes plodding back THIS time REALLY PARCHED and FOAMING at the MOUTH!
He says to the Jewish guy "Your brother over there won't let me in without a TIE!"
2006-11-22 16:22:29 · 4 answers · asked by Hayseedless 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAH FUNNY.....
2006-11-22 16:25:24 · answer #1 · answered by ninerfaninsanjose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm a muslim female and in islam a muslim women individuals cant marry a jewish guy yet a muslim guy can marry a jewish women individuals coz the toddler would be raised by utilising the daddy's faith no longer the mum's thats explanation why it extremely is forbidden for her except she could turn jewish or the choice u could turn muslim . i'm hoping i helped :D stable success
2016-11-26 02:34:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there a question, here, though? The joke is kind of funny, however.
2006-11-22 16:25:19 · answer #3 · answered by retorik75 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
:-) I don't understand why they have to be Jewish.. but still kinda funny.
2006-11-22 16:26:11 · answer #4 · answered by KJH 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋