"Become a Catholic and earn $500"
The first one says to the other "Hey, I could use that money"
The second says "You can't do that, You're Jewish"
The first one says "I know, but I need that money"
So he goes in while the second one waits outside by the front doors.
About a half hour later the first one comes out.
The second one asks "Well, did you become a Catholic?"
The first says "Yes, Um, hum"
The second asks "So, did you get the money?
The first one says "Is THAT all YOU PEOPLE EVER THINK ABOUT!!"
2006-11-22 16:05:32 · 8 answers · asked by Hayseedless 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha that was great.
2006-11-22 16:07:43 · answer #1 · answered by idbangrobertplant 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute - can I have the $500?!@
2006-11-22 16:11:56 · answer #2 · answered by nswblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heeheehee (or should it be Oy vey!?)
2006-11-22 16:07:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehhehe...bet that is a true story.....LOL
2006-11-22 16:24:53 · answer #4 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was cute
2006-11-22 16:18:06 · answer #5 · answered by kd baby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha.
2006-11-22 17:21:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!!! THATS A GOOD ONE!!!
2006-11-22 16:41:02 · answer #7 · answered by Groovy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..
2006-11-22 16:10:28 · answer #8 · answered by tina f 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋