coming home from school in a bad mood one day,reached home which was a farm walked along the yard kiked a pig and made it squeal then he kicked a chicken and made it cluck loudly once inside his mother said i just see you kick that pig and chicken for doing that you will have no bacon or eggs for a week,his father entered the room also in a bad mood and kicked the cat,the mother said to the naughty son ,do you want to tell your father or shall i.
2006-11-22 16:05:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Presentation needs work, but it's a good jjoke
2006-11-22 16:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 0⤋
have heard it b4, but still made me laugh...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, but only a half head. The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter.
The boy walked into the back room and said, "there is some asshole out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce."
As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way.
Later the manager called on the boy and said, "you almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on you feet and we like that around here. Where are you from, son?"
The boy replied, "Canada, sir."
"Oh really? Why did you leave Canada" asked the manager.
The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there."
"My wife is from Canada!!"
The boy replied, "Really! What team did she play for?"
2006-11-26 18:56:25 · answer #2 · answered by maze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the original joke ran this way - the son turned to his Mother and said do you want to tell Father or shall I?!@
2006-11-23 00:15:25 · answer #3 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke was said tonight as it goes. Less than 6 hours back. Tks anyway
2006-11-23 00:25:37 · answer #4 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one,bad dad
2006-11-26 05:36:11 · answer #5 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Good joke but difficult to read.
2006-11-23 00:09:50 · answer #6 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like that but you may want to use your spell check and some punctuation its a little difficult to read
2006-11-23 00:19:46 · answer #7 · answered by kd baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...a friend of mine told me that joke last week. :-D
2006-11-23 00:07:37 · answer #8 · answered by AnGeLeYeZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
2006-11-23 05:55:30 · answer #9 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋