Have you ever farted in front of other people and if was very obvioous that it was you?

Answer 1

Sometimes they just sneak out without you intending to do it. I just say excuse me and go on with what I am doing. I do get embarrassed but everyone does it sometimes and if they haven’t yet then they have something to look forward to when they get older. ▬

THE HIC-HACHOO-FART FART: This is strictly an old lady's fart. What happens is that the person manages to hiccough, sneeze, and fart all at the same time. After an old lady farts a Hic-Hachoo-Fart Fart she will usually pat her chest and say, "My, my", or "Well, well". There is no reason she should not be proud, as this is probably as neat an old person's fart as there is.

THE S.B.D. FART: S.B.D. stands for Silent But Deadly. This is no doubt one of the most common farts that exist. No problem of identification with this one.

The Defused Fart - The only fart that is not a fart. It starts out like a fart. You can feel the pressure in your butt. But by some amazing feat of holding it for a second, it is defused. Great for those intimate moments or special meetings. Be warned of the Internal Bowel Movement Fart though.

If you like these here are some more.

http://www.cedar.buffalo.edu/~pwrob/jokes/misc/fart_chart.txt

Answer 2

I'm the type of guy to squeeze cheese in front of anyone. Rarely are mine silent but violent. They are always loud and proud. I usually ask the kids if they saw that mouse on a motorcycle just drive by or I ask them if they stepped on a duck. I usually let out a scented scream when I'm walking around but sometimes get a cushion creeper when sitting on the sofa. I stay away from Mexican food for fear of a taco torpedo. I've got plenty of natural fuel for my booty bombs without the extra help.

Answer 3

Oh yes. In front of family is no big deal but awhile ago I was at work on my break and was getting up from a picnic table FULL of my co-workers and it slipped. It was loud enough to stop conversations. All I could do was laugh and so did everyone else but I was so embarrassed.

If I have to I try and do it discretely and away from anyone else but that one sure caught me off guard!

Answer 4

Yes. While I was working in a place with a hermetically-sealed vault for archives, it was well-known that there's a natural law that says if you break wind there, an attractive woman is certain to walk in before the smell has cleared. Similarly with elevators (lifts).

Answer 5

Yes, then quickly blame it on a notoriously gassy student. The kids would never dream of their teacher farting.

Answer 6

This happened to me one time, which was about 10 years ago or so, and was also embarrassing. I was ar the Dr's office and my nurse was checking my arm after she gave me my allergy shot. I tried to control it the best I could, then suddenly "PHHT!" very loud, I excused myself, and it also smelled up the waiting room, and there was another patient in the waiting room, and I bet she got sicker then she was from smelling it.

Answer 7

probable have ive been with him for 9 years on account that i became into 5 so i probable have i be attentive to hes farted in front of me hahha we are terrific pals we do a shiet loud of embarrassing stuff in front of one yet another haha

Answer 8

yes, my 6th gr teacher picked me up and swung me over his shoulder ( It was in front of the whole PE class) I kept saying no stop then did a big ugly fart, pretty much in his face

Answer 9

Dont see what the fuss is about. Farting is funny

Answer 10

What in the world is it with all these "fart" questions anyway?