2006-11-22 15:50:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
This almost happened to me but I made it as far as the stall (but not the toilet). It got onto everything but my coat. Fortunately I was wearing a long coat. I asked for a larger plastic bag & left the store with not a stitch on under the coat. But before I left the store I tried to clean it up off the floor, walls, door & anywhere else it went -- all with toilet paper! I told the woman who brought me the paper bag that someone needed to finish the cleaning job & disinfect.
It was terrible! I found out it was a symptom of a new medication I was taking -- needless to say I stopped taking it.
2006-11-23 03:42:25 · answer #1 · answered by Judith 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be done and over with and there would be nothing you could do about it. Hope that everyone that is trying to get that item that there are not enough of that you are trying to get gets grossed out and moves away so you can grab that last best selling toy that you went for. If you are having diarrhea then wear an adult disposable diaper when you go shopping. That way the mess will at least be contained. On your butt it will be contained but be contained nevertheless. rotflmho â¬
2006-11-22 23:52:37 · answer #2 · answered by # one 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would fake I passed out, someone would call 911 and paramedics would ferry me off to a local hospital (wc firs) probably in a plastic bag, the shiit (miss spelled to by-pass yahoo censors) cleaning would have to be done by the store maintenance. I dont know how I would manage at the hospital after shitting away what remained, guess I would call my parents, or a friend to bring me fresh clothes.
2006-11-23 00:22:28 · answer #3 · answered by Alex S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would get out of the store =)
2006-11-22 23:52:54 · answer #4 · answered by Myself. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slip on it and sue the store.
2006-11-23 00:13:25 · answer #5 · answered by Teresa V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smear some on your purchases for an addl, 15 percent off.
2006-11-22 23:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Blame it on somebody else.
I love these answers. Great question.
2006-11-22 23:58:26 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you certainly cannot stand there and try to clean it up, etiquette, shemetiquette.
i am shocked. i think i'd just will myself to disappear. or run as fast as i can to an exit. OMG. that sounds awful. just awful.
2006-11-22 23:58:01 · answer #8 · answered by kdf_333 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tighten up the pucker string and run like h----
2006-11-23 00:07:45 · answer #9 · answered by lonetraveler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would like to be in somebody else body
2006-11-23 00:03:10 · answer #10 · answered by Zolex1981 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋