In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two
brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly
mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood,
it turned out they had had a hand in it. Their parents
were at their wits' end trying to control them. Hearing
about a priest nearby who worked with delinquent boys,
the mother suggested to the father that they ask the
priest to talk with the boys. The father replied,
"Sure, do that before I kill them!"
The mother went to the priest and made her request. He
agreed, but said he wanted to see the younger boy first
and alone. So the mother sent him to the priest.
The priest sat the boy down across a huge, impressive
desk he sat behind. For about five minutes they just
sat and stared at each other. Finally, the priest
pointed his forefinger at the boy and asked, "Where is
G~d?"
The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the
room, all around, but said nothing.
Again, louder, the priest pointed at the boy and asked,
2006-11-22 15:22:26 · 14 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Where is G~d?"
Again the boy looked all around but said nothing. A
third time, in a louder, firmer voice, the priest
leaned far across the desk and put his forefinger
almost to the boy's nose, and asked, "Where is G~d?"
The boy panicked and ran all the way home. Finding his
older brother, he dragged him upstairs to their room
and into the closet, where they usually plotted their
mischief. He finally said, "We are in BIIIIG trouble."
The older boy asked, "What do you mean, BIIIIG
trouble?"
His brother replied, "G~d is missing and they think we did it."
2006-11-22 15:22:53 · update #1
Thanks gal for this funny stuff - there are many who can't take a joke - just ignore them
2006-11-28 06:10:21 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a hard time answering this. I don't know what G~d is!
You can at least have the respect, decency, and maturity to not adulterate His name.
Happy Thanksgiving!
2006-11-22 23:27:03 · answer #2 · answered by ChrisB 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another funny one. Thanks.
My picture has changed for the holiday.
2006-11-23 03:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes in fact it is because you have to beleive in your self to see a path.
2006-11-22 23:25:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2006-11-22 23:56:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny.
2006-11-23 01:49:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hardy dee har har good one i liked that one
2006-11-22 23:26:59 · answer #7 · answered by nikki_girlsixx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one was actually funny. i give u that much credit.
2006-11-22 23:38:25 · answer #8 · answered by agalicktourq 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice joke. keep it up
2006-11-23 05:28:11 · answer #9 · answered by airam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny :)
2006-11-28 20:48:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋