Here are a few
You might be a redneck if you and your wife stay married for the sake of the dogs.
or
You might be a redneck if you've ever driven across state line to go to a yard sale.
What's your favorite??
2006-11-22 15:18:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You might be a Redneck if...... you go to the dentist every 6 months to get your tooth cleaned.
2006-11-22 15:28:40 · answer #1 · answered by dathinman8 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. If you walk off the extra length of you pants instead of hemming them....you might be a redneck.
2. If you mow your yard and find a car...you might be a redneck.
2006-11-22 15:37:38 · answer #2 · answered by SoCalTommy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only way to tell the difference between redneck sexes is the men can spit further!
2006-11-22 15:27:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in case you have an engine block putting from a tree My fav is the in case you ever mowed your backyard, and located a vehicle, you could desire to be a redneck. yet that became already mentioned so i picked yet another ;)
2016-10-17 10:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your mother refuses to remove the Marlboro from between her lips when she tells the state trooper to kiss her a*s.
2006-11-22 16:50:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two favorites.
If you take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
If your Mother-in-law has 'ammo' on her Christmas list!
2006-11-22 15:21:38 · answer #6 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The yard sale one.
2006-11-22 15:27:08 · answer #7 · answered by Emochick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be a red neck if the tires on your truck cost more then your truck
2006-11-22 15:21:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha my fav would be the dogs one becuz my parents are allways saying that they should of just bought dogs instead of having kids
2006-11-22 15:21:32 · answer #9 · answered by jesse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be a readneck if your family tree doesn't fork.
2006-11-22 15:27:26 · answer #10 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋