I'm confused, My girlfriend asked me to..........?

Question

....go down on her, and take her to heaven. How exactly am i supposed to go down, presumably she means down stairs, and take her to heaven at same time.?????

shes asked me twice now, to do this 4 her, but i have lied and said i had to be some where. please can somebody help me ???

.....do you think i gotta get on a plane and try to get to heaven that way???? and maybe if i was in australia too, then she'd be down and in heaven if plane get us there, what you think?????

Answer 1

oh yeah, you're funny

Answer 2

If you have to ask what that is then maybe you aren't old enough to do anything with her.
and, you can't get to heaven on a plane, and what does going down have to do with autralia?.. yeah.. sure.

You shouldn't lie to your girlfriend under any circumstances, just tell her you don't know what she means, she wont care.

Answer 3

Dude, if you don't know what to do, then you'd better get to learning before the next stud comes along and bumps you from the spot. You must be really young or dense...

Answer 4

O no no dont do that. She means like making her fell like she is in heaven. Not really taking her there. just make her fell good

Answer 5

what are you? 10 years old?...She obviously wants you to eat her pu ssy!!

Answer 6

oh lord , god help us (no pun intended). She means sexually.

Answer 7

if you have to ask, you're too young.
isn't it your bedtime?

Answer 8

lol your too much .. oral sex sweetie is what she wants

Answer 9

eat her ***** (vagina). that's what she wants damn it

Answer 10

have sex with her