2006-11-22 14:27:57 · 11 answers · asked by Brennah L 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey babe, how about lettin' me have some of that pu##y. I know you got it on you.
2006-11-22 14:45:39 · answer #1 · answered by Jerry Garcia 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
nice legs.........what time do they open :
i'm not really this tall i'm just sitting on my wallet ,
i'm new here and i've lost my adress....can i have yours,
i've lost my number,can i have yours,
if i follwed you home,would you keep me? ,
you're like a dictionary, u add meaning to my life.
is it hot in here or is it just you?
i must be lost, i thought paradise was further south
i have only three months to live
are you a parking ticket, cause you have fine, fine, fine written all over ya.
i play baseball and it looks like i jus hit a home run
were u arrested earlier...it must be illegal to look that good.
baby you must be a broom cuz u jus swept me off my feet
hey sexy
seen any good movies lately
if i arraged the alphabet i would put u and me together
2006-11-22 14:41:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took your dirty knickers to the laundry
2006-11-22 23:56:22 · answer #3 · answered by Eamon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Double Snap!
2006-11-22 14:31:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The greatest straight line is, "What's your sign?" because it sets up a situation where the lady can answer, "What's my sign? Resume speed!"
2006-11-22 14:32:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your not totally satisfied come morning I will gladly refund your money.
or
Do you have any wild animals at home? would you like one ?
20yrs ago they were funny, not so sure about now.
2006-11-22 14:33:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joey on Friends
how u doin?????
i love that
2006-11-22 14:30:37 · answer #7 · answered by Bren 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that shirt is very becoming on you but i if where on you i would be cumming too
2006-11-22 14:38:38 · answer #8 · answered by tigermuffin03 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice shoes. Wanna f%*k?
2006-11-22 14:30:36 · answer #9 · answered by c.arsenault 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Do you have windex in your pants? cuz I can see myself in them!
2006-11-22 14:37:08 · answer #10 · answered by Rachel D 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋