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Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree. Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours - all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"
Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"

And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass........

2006-11-22 14:27:39 · 12 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

wow, i never thought of it that way.

2006-11-22 14:31:03 · answer #1 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 0 0

LOL i'm guffawing right here With You 6 video games at the back of the crimson Sox and 2 and a million/2 at the back of the Mariners, If this keeps Up No Playoffs Yankees to boot its substitute into only fifty 5 tiers For a extreme temperature on the instant in ny city so because it extremely is only damaging no longer something is right for them in new york it extremely is summer season no longer Fall no longer Spring no longer iciness, summer season in ny No warm climate No Baseball unhappy isn't it.

2016-11-26 02:25:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

That cute one

2006-11-22 14:31:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that was ok. not a "lol" joke, and not a super duper omg bad joke, just inbetween.

2006-11-22 15:22:46 · answer #4 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0 1

Oo.... hard to understand at first.... but it a good one... haha

2006-11-22 14:38:55 · answer #5 · answered by NubDrummer 1 · 0 0

funny

2006-11-22 15:16:54 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

hehe

2006-11-22 14:40:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well it's rather a poor joke in my opinion.

2006-11-22 14:30:15 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0 1

That wasn't funny.

2006-11-22 14:34:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

cute lol

2006-11-22 14:32:15 · answer #10 · answered by Bren 7 · 0 0

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