Did anyone have any very-very cold joke??

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Did anyone have any very-very cold joke??

2006-11-22 14:17:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets

2006-11-22 14:23:45 · answer #1 · answered by ShellyBelly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Once there was a boy who went to tell his father that their car in the garage is stolen. the father asked if he recognise that thief face. the son said "no , but i remembered the car plate no."

2006-11-22 15:03:29 · answer #2 · answered by NubDrummer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Cold, as in "mean-spirited"? How about:

Q: What do 10,000 battered women have in common?

A: They just don't f*ckin' listen...

2006-11-22 14:20:54 · answer #3 · answered by blotto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋