. A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later...."Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No, You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of
water?"
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm
a mother was tucking her son into bed.
She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his
voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room"
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
"The big sissy"
2006-11-22 13:46:48 · 14 answers · asked by Jenns705 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha!
these look like they could be dirty jokes but they are actually very family-oriented! thanks
2006-11-22 13:48:17 · answer #1 · answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i can do better:Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
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Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
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Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
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Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll
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Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A. ME!!!
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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
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Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
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Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
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Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog.
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Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. It saw the salad dressing!
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Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!
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Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it!
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Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A. At the BP station!
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Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A. Odor in the court.
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Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
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Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A. Dam!
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Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A. They don't have the guts.
2006-11-22 22:00:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Some guy notices that he is getting shorter and shorter..
He goes to the doctor for help.
"Doc," he says. "I keep shrinking!"
"You gotta help me!"
The doctor turned to him and said "Sorry sir but you're going to have to be a little-patient."
2006-11-22 21:49:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Those were funny.
2006-11-23 05:50:55 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-22 22:02:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i loved them both lol
2006-11-22 21:55:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like the first one, its really cute!
2006-11-22 21:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by Teresa H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha... awwww they're both adorably cute..! hehe and funny =]
2006-11-22 22:10:23 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ SNO0KEMZ ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe, my old man's a sissy too...
2006-11-22 21:49:32 · answer #9 · answered by Voltage 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the second one was really funny...
2006-11-22 21:57:39 · answer #10 · answered by ze_blue_mage 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol those were good, keep up the good work.
2006-11-22 22:12:36 · answer #11 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋