So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.
With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be damned if you are going to take that day off!
now get back to work.
2006-11-22 13:25:50 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats good i like that ha
2006-11-22 13:27:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-12 22:54:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you do, don't argue with him. Tell him he's great at maths. Then ask him whether he'd give you a paid year off work if you turn up on the next day and work through it without a coffee or lunch break :)
2006-11-22 14:29:12 · answer #3 · answered by bigblue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool
2006-11-22 14:56:07 · answer #4 · answered by Dawg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!! That sounds just like my boss!
2006-11-22 13:28:00 · answer #5 · answered by gapeach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your boss thinks quick!
2006-11-22 13:27:34 · answer #6 · answered by fullofsugaw 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive read that before. It is funny.
2006-11-22 13:32:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Punch him in the mouth.
2006-11-22 13:27:31 · answer #8 · answered by digitex30189 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! That was funny.
2006-11-22 22:08:32 · answer #9 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so gonna be the kinda boss i wanna be!
2006-11-22 13:33:55 · answer #10 · answered by Teresa H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋