It's a real problem for me.
2006-11-22 13:24:09 · 18 answers · asked by DmanLT21 5 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
Real babies can't afford to buy a round of drinks when it's their turn.
2006-11-22 13:26:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try asking the person a question only a midget would know the answer to.
A sample question "Do midgets get handicapped parking stickers" If they say "why yes we do" it surely isn't a baby. A baby knows nothing about handicapped parking stickers and can't speak in full sentences.
2006-11-22 21:28:31 · answer #2 · answered by katherinernilson 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If the baby smokes cigars chances are its a midget.
2006-11-29 21:06:10 · answer #3 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would toss one of the two into the wall. most midgets are used to being tossed and won't mind. a baby on the other hand may have a slightly different reaction, but at least you would know.
2006-11-22 21:50:19 · answer #4 · answered by kruegs44 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The fake babies will more than likely be doing shots and gambling...the real babies will be crying, sleeping and pooping LESS than the fake babies.
So:
1. Look for MORE poop (fake baby) and
2. Look for drinking booze (fake baby).
there, hope it helps ya out.
2006-11-22 21:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, if they have facial hair, cigarette hanging off their lip, and a beer bottle in there hand I'd go for the...uhhhhhh....i don't know it's a tough one.
2006-11-22 21:27:54 · answer #6 · answered by hotredblnd788 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about facial hair and tatoos?
2006-11-22 21:33:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow.
2006-11-30 14:27:23 · answer #8 · answered by kristamin00 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you haven't started breastfeeding!
2006-11-30 02:25:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They can talk, and some have facial hair?
2006-11-22 21:25:08 · answer #10 · answered by J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋