The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"
And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair just the same..."
Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued, "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
2006-11-22 13:07:39 · 18 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awww what a nice guy lmao
2006-11-22 14:49:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 06:41:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long and funny and punchline unexpected.
Husband seemed to be bitter about this wife's putdowns and he was giving her her come uppance.
LOL
2006-11-22 13:20:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA good one
2006-11-22 13:11:06 · answer #4 · answered by rayrat7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooowee that was a darn good one!
2006-11-22 14:09:23 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fun-eee, love it.
2006-11-22 13:29:07 · answer #6 · answered by Paleo C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funn-ee! That was great!
2006-11-22 13:22:09 · answer #7 · answered by Paintspinner37 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA... thats a good one
2006-11-22 13:12:53 · answer #8 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a pretty good one!
2006-11-22 13:33:49 · answer #9 · answered by fullofsugaw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh, I really needed that after the **** week that I had.
2006-11-22 13:14:26 · answer #10 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋