2006-11-22 11:21:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Do you think you can shut up and stop talking about prophets in this way???
Who do you think you are to talk like this? You're not better than any prophet or messenger; you're not even 1% close to ever being what they are
2006-11-22 11:31:55 · answer #1 · answered by AG 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not only could he turn water into wine, but he also add some LSD to the mix to make his miracles see more amazing. Did you ever think that most of his followers were just hanging around him for the fee booze?
2006-11-22 11:26:32 · answer #2 · answered by RoboTron5.0 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus turned water into wine. He was ok with alcohol as long as it was with moderation. I doubt Jesus would want people doing drugs especially abusing them. I dont think Jesus would care if you smoked a joint once in a while. He would not let people use coke or heroin. I think he would want you to lead a healthy life. I wouldt be surprised if Jesus did a exercise video today.
2006-11-22 11:27:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. If you say you're God and are depending on an outside source to function, particularly something you supposedly created? Your omnipotence is in serious question. Also holds if you're a religionist but you have to depend on a foreign substance for full realization. Hope this helps.
2006-11-22 11:26:28 · answer #4 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't understand - would speed enable someone to work miracles? I have never tried it, but neither have I ever heard of anyone performing miracles because they were on speed. could you enlighten me please?
2006-11-22 11:27:37 · answer #5 · answered by Mr Ed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must be on drugs to think up this question.
2006-11-22 11:27:49 · answer #6 · answered by bellegurl17 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He drank , but he refused laudanum [opium and wine] when it was offered to Him on the cross. You decide.
2006-11-22 11:25:46 · answer #7 · answered by samssculptures 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They had speed back then? Go figure!
2006-11-22 11:22:38 · answer #8 · answered by Pie's_Guy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I’m sure he didn’t mind a magic mushroom now & then.
2006-11-22 11:24:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
More likely the people that wrote the bible were on acid.
2006-11-22 11:26:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋