Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So my wife called him a s---head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. we came into town by bus.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we are retired.
It's important at our age.
2006-11-22 11:18:41 · 18 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
toietmoi I saw you on the news today...!!
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2006-11-22 12:37:48 · answer #1 · answered by lrc o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So that is the reason I got so many tickets! Ha! ha! Ha! ha!
2006-11-22 21:09:06 · answer #2 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would seem to be our ideal gentile grandparents and I bet you both wet yourself when you get to the Home! Please listen to Matron and keep taking the tablets.
2006-11-22 20:12:14 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS the kinda cops protecting us?
2006-11-22 19:25:22 · answer #4 · answered by wElCoMe tO My LifE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..........would have loved to been the fly on the windscreen when the owner returned!
2006-11-22 19:27:42 · answer #5 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely great! Hope you don't live near me!
2006-11-22 19:49:13 · answer #6 · answered by kev3753 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny
2006-11-22 20:03:14 · answer #7 · answered by mexika_thug 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny! My sis would ttly do that! :-D
2006-11-22 19:57:32 · answer #8 · answered by wildaboutme23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!! THATS HALARIOUS!!! BRAVO!!! *clapping & laughing histerically
2006-11-22 20:09:07 · answer #9 · answered by Groovy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha pretty funny
2006-11-22 19:26:06 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋