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Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls love Italian food...
Bad girls love Italian waiters.

2006-11-22 11:03:22 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

29 answers

lol im a good girl

2006-11-22 11:06:21 · answer #1 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 3 0

Good girls like bad boys

2006-11-22 11:06:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught...

what about good boys and bad boys eh?

2006-11-22 11:14:57 · answer #3 · answered by hi 3 · 2 0

Slot machine winner A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine! She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?" The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"

2016-05-22 19:22:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Bad girls love jokes like this.

2006-11-22 11:05:52 · answer #5 · answered by Sunrise 5 · 4 1

a bit of good and a bit of bad make for the perfect girl

2006-11-22 11:13:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I love bad girls. Bad girls are hot beause I am a very bad boy.

2006-11-22 11:07:56 · answer #7 · answered by SWORD LI 4 · 1 1

good girls go to heaven
bad girls go everywhere

2006-11-22 11:11:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm a good girl!! :o) People I know might not agree but this is proof....I made chicken for dinner this very night!

2006-11-22 11:13:25 · answer #9 · answered by doodlenatty 4 · 2 0

Good

2006-11-22 11:11:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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