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On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married five times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #3 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #4 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #5 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're in Insurance. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
2006-11-22 10:36:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Liked this enough to give it a "thumbs up"!
2006-11-22 10:46:30 · answer #1 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but I'm getting into my middle 30's and have no kids or baggage & never intend to! You seem very immature & obviously need someone younger than you who has your immature mental status. Some men are like what you described & go for the younger girls-but other men may like the more mature women instead of a child. It's not like 50 year old men aren't wrinkled & have no baggage either!
2016-05-22 19:10:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. She could've chosen a guy from the IRS.
2006-11-22 10:38:50 · answer #3 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL...my dad told me that 1 a while ago but i still love it...Thanx :)
2006-11-22 10:46:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah, clever.
2006-11-22 10:46:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-11-22 10:43:48 · answer #6 · answered by B i n g o 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent! Bet I won't remember it though!
2006-11-22 11:17:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im very screwed to. screwed up by this joke! sorry but i didnt really get it!!
2006-11-22 11:24:19 · answer #8 · answered by pigtails101 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahahaha
2006-11-22 11:44:26 · answer #9 · answered by animallover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good
2006-11-22 10:38:38 · answer #10 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋