at hte department store there were only 3 toilets left adn 3 men
a wooden toilet.
a slippery toilet.
and a singing toilet.
one am nwalked in and wanted a new toilet , dissapointed by his choices he chose the wooden toilet.
another man also disspointed take the slippery toilet.
and the last man came in and was greatly dissapointed to see only the singing toilet left. bu the took it anyway.
a few dasy later the man wiht the wooden toilet came back complaing "
"EVERYTIME I SIT DOWN I GET SPLINTERS IN MY BUTT!"
and the man wiht the slippery toilet came in to complain he said
" EVERYTIME I SIT DOWN I FALL IN TO MY TOILET!!"
then the man with the singing toilet came in looking embarrassed and upset. . . complaining
"everytime i sit down on my toilet it sings ~do you see what I see~ !!!"
haha, i got a million of jokes. . .more anyone?
2006-11-22 10:33:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
{chuckle, chuckle}
2006-11-22 10:35:27 · answer #1 · answered by blueJean 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Got a million jokes have youi? Well let's have the first one
2006-11-22 18:37:02 · answer #2 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LMFAO!!! THATS GREAT!!! of course say more jokes...the world needs to laugh a lil' bit more
2006-11-22 18:42:35 · answer #3 · answered by Groovy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stand on toilet, Get high on pot!
2006-11-22 18:40:48 · answer #4 · answered by chromecranium 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
when do we get down to the business
2006-11-23 04:03:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny read it to everyone in family!!!!
2006-11-22 18:38:22 · answer #6 · answered by Carley M 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
didn't get it so far, but I've got lots of these kind of joks too.
2006-11-22 18:50:31 · answer #7 · answered by smile a 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i heard that one b4, but it's a good one.
2006-11-22 18:37:29 · answer #8 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dont Get IT
2006-11-22 18:35:11 · answer #9 · answered by mks 7-15-02 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
not funny
2006-11-22 18:50:17 · answer #10 · answered by kewlkat103 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋