For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes and in that time, you can do anything you want." With a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking knowingly.
Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time, you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head."
2006-11-22 10:22:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another Funny Joke!
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2006-11-22 10:30:09 · update #1
That was cute, I liked it. I had my head in the gutter!
2006-11-22 10:25:13 · answer #1 · answered by Me luv u long time 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, my mind was in the gutter, 2. but that was 2 funny
2006-11-22 18:42:41 · answer #2 · answered by Robyn T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! NOW, if a couple of cars came to life-right after their car washes...
2006-11-22 21:27:09 · answer #3 · answered by Paintspinner37 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats actually pretty funny in a gross disturbing way
2006-11-22 18:26:12 · answer #4 · answered by animallover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute. I was totally thinking something else!
2006-11-22 18:28:26 · answer #5 · answered by judirose2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the best joke i have heard for a while ... nice one
2006-11-22 18:25:27 · answer #6 · answered by ninja 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats really funny
i think i would do that too
2006-11-22 18:29:30 · answer #7 · answered by roarxximadinosaur 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh? why would they do that? i guess that's why it's supposed to be funny. wooo, long day
2006-11-22 18:27:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was so unexpected
2006-11-22 20:34:20 · answer #9 · answered by dezi f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks good one
2006-11-22 19:12:50 · answer #10 · answered by Desi & Dani's Mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋