What is the funniest thing you have ever seen?

Question

please try not to use this as a forum to bash someone else.... its just for fun

Answer 1

Once, when I worked at a foundry, I saw my foreman get sprayed with molten aluminum. Everyone despised him, and in spite of my warnings, he was pouring the metal into a mold in a very stupid way.

It blew back at him. Luckily for him, he was wearing safety gear. It did not, however, stop his jeans from being burned in may spots. Nor did it stop him from running around, taking off his clothes thinking that they were on fire. Nothing like seeing a fat, old man running around screaming like a girl.

I nearly wet my pants laughing.

Answer 2

The funniest thing I have ever seen is on an episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm." Its when Larry David gets stoned and has a bad trip and screams at himself in the mirror.

Answer 3

It's a combo platter and it should NOT be funny...but I went to a funeral for my beloved grandfather who had a GREAT sense of humor, he had carefully selected the funeral home, plot, all that stuff years in advance.
At the church part of the service, a minister (who he had selected) got up to speak, I was seated in the row behind my mom and her two sisters with their husbands...it was the first funeral I had ever been to, lucky me I was at least 16, I soon noticed them begin to hump their shouldars and begin to cry...weep...it took me a while but I realized they were laughing so hard they were out of control trying to hold it back....see, my grandfather had the last laugh and that is exactly the way he planned it....
The minister not only had a lisp that wouldn't quit but he stuttered frequently, (not to find fault with either of those traits), but sometimes when you are not supposed to laugh, it makes it the hardest not to. It was not only funny, but a huge tribute to a very smart man who knew that even in death he could make us all laugh the way he did in life.
This is not a mean story, the minister never knew they were laughing, or trying to fight it off, I don't think anyone did other than my sister and I. And instead of leaving all sad, we all just thought...he who laughs best...he was a great man and he got us all, one last time.!!!!!!!!

Answer 4

Funniest thing....hmmmm. How about chasing a turkey in E.Europe because we wanted to cook it for thanksgiving..... It sure made the locals laugh....who would eat a turkey, filthy birds. And, yes, it was tough.

Answer 5

Gavel-banging trial judge shouting at Saddam Hussein to be quiet, Saddam Hussein telling the judge to hit his own head instead with the gavel.

Answer 6

When Oral Roberts when he claimed to see a 500' Jesus in Tulsa OK, people were putting up street signs that said "caution 500' Jesus crossing". Those were hilarious.

Take your medication Oral and you will stop seeing these things.

Answer 7

My family and I went to a church once. Episcopal.In S.C.very nice 200 yr old. church. the priest came out and started to sing out of key so badly I Begin to laugh. my brother started laughing. my dad punched me hard in my ribs I stopped, then my mother started to laugh and we all just laughed like a bunch of dumb hill billys. except for my father who was red with anger . it was embarressing.we laughed for a full two minutes.

Answer 8

I was watching TLC and saw a clip of this one poor guy. He was cleaning the elephant from behind and next thing you know, his head got swallowed by the elephant's @$$! I couldn't believe it. Just glad I don't go near elephants. lol

Answer 9

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In this release, someone of Cipher, a secret organization, tells Kaz that Paz is alive and that she is in a prison camp called Camp Omega.
Best

Answer 10

A trailer full of puppets flipped over on the interstate...puppets everywhere!!! I laughed for days.