NIGHT,,,,,,,,,,now is that funny or what
2006-11-22 09:56:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Someone posted another oldie but goodie: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Him? Only takes one nail to hang the picture.
Funny stuff
2006-11-22 10:02:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
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2016-11-29 09:23:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm on my third beer right now, so probably won't be able to give you a satisfactory answer but, seeing these would have been, hand made, hammered out (rare) nails (the roman slaves were cranking them out by the buckets) for recipients, the Inn keeper would have hastily pocketed the nails, and would not have cared who the heck it was, that gave him the nails.
2006-11-22 10:07:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is funny because there was only two nails.
One threw both hands crossed driven through and into his wrists. The other one was driven into his feet crossed on a support.
Because it was not a cross.
The Greek word is (stau ros', Torture Stake). Latin, Crux.
An upright stake,or pale.
2006-11-22 12:06:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm laughing at the fact that it says Bethlehem and if i stand corrected Jesus didn't die in Bethlehem...try again
2006-11-22 10:18:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, its sacrilegious. It profanes the holy.
But since you are dead in spirit, and can only think according to the flesh, YOU think it is funny.
There is a cure, BTW.
2006-11-22 10:01:24 · answer #6 · answered by Br. Dymphna S.F.O 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus wasn't killed in Bethlehem. He was executed in Jerusalem.
2006-11-22 10:01:05 · answer #7 · answered by Kevin 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was so funny...I forgot to laugh.
God gave us all a sense of humor. Next time, use yours.
2006-11-22 09:59:05 · answer #8 · answered by Salvation is a gift, Eph 2:8-9 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
one time I watched this move about this gay guy who dresses up in black and wears makeup, have you ever seen it?
2006-11-22 09:59:03 · answer #9 · answered by The Angry Stick Man 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
But the guy said "No, we don't allow cross-dressers in hear."
2006-11-22 09:58:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋