his wife is furious and says"ok smart a*se why's there lipstick on your collar ?".............he replys"hic.........easy i used my shirt to wipe my c*ck!"
2006-11-22 09:43:38 · 12 answers · asked by wilson picket 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
kittenkat ur boring !
2006-11-22 09:52:01 · update #1
Now that was funny.
2006-11-23 01:26:34 · answer #1 · answered by David 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
its the funniest thing i ever heard, apart from
what's a UFO and clever blondes got in common?
They are both heard of but you never see them
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA HOO HEE HEE HA HA HA HA HEE HOO HOO HEYAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i got another
what do you you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
RUNNNNNNNNNNNN! she's still holding the grenade
HEHEH EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
another? ok lats 1
what do you do if your in a war against a blonde, and she throws a grenade at you?
pull the pin and trow the grenade back
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HAHA HA HA HEE HOO HOO HEE HOO HEH HEH HEH HA HA HA HEE HOO HOO HOO!
The most unluckiest guy is writing this, but im afraid i might break the keyboard, so ill get it over with, I AM THE ONLY IN THE WORLD AND NOW I SHALL WRITE OUT MY LIFE STORY!
IN THE BEGINNING WHEN I WAS BORN
THE SORROWFUL AND SAD END TO THE LIFE STORY OF ME, AND I WOULD LIKE TO THANK
SO THANK YOU!
2006-11-22 10:18:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
that is the funniest thing i ever heard. aprt from the one when my ex said that he got a lovebite because he got bit by a snake!!
2006-11-22 09:45:24 · answer #3 · answered by charlotte66621442000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH! That will cost him at least a four carat diamond ring.
2006-11-22 13:34:20 · answer #4 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done Wilson didn't see that one coming!
2006-11-22 10:33:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-11-22 09:47:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok thats a good one
2006-11-22 10:00:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious
2006-11-22 09:46:21 · answer #8 · answered by naijababe92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so fuunnny
2006-11-22 10:01:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok call me boring just didn't fine it funny.
2006-11-22 09:48:15 · answer #10 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋