A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second grade class a new word today. She tells them that the word is "definitely" and its meaning is "absolute, positive, without a doubt."
She asks the class if anyone can think of a sentence with the word in it. She calls on little Susan who is in the back raising her hand, quite sure of herself.
Susan stands up and says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher replies to her, "Well, that's a good sentence but sometimes the sky is gray, and sometimes its cloudy, and sometimes its red and pink so the sky is not definitely blue. Anyone else?"
Tom's hand flies up and she calls on him.
Tom answers, "The water is definitely clear."
"Well, Tom that's a good sentence but sometimes the water is muddy, and sometimes it's green, and sometimes it's full of seaweed so it's not definitely clear. Anyone else?"
Finally, in the far corner, little Robert slowly raises his hand.
"Yes, Robert?" asks the teacher.
"Can I ask a question, teacher?" Robert replies.
"Yes."
"Do farts have lumps?"
"No. Why do you ask."
"Well, then I've definitely pooped in my pants."
2006-11-22 08:55:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats was the best will not that but in my opinion u will be the second as best jokes
2006-11-22 12:11:55 · answer #1 · answered by ♥still luvin u♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...poop jokes...childish yet funny...thanks for the laugh!!!
2006-11-22 16:57:48 · answer #2 · answered by Courtney(: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u make me chukkle how u guys think its funny dont say it please im just saying it because its gross and people in the wold may not like it like me jast saying....
2006-11-22 21:46:01 · answer #3 · answered by Mike R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. Thanks for the laugh
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone
2006-11-22 17:06:20 · answer #4 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Kudos to you!
2006-11-22 16:57:38 · answer #5 · answered by srsa46 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... that is awesome... poop jokes are always fun!!!
GOOD JOB, LMAO!!!
2006-11-22 17:00:33 · answer #6 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was funny......... HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-22 17:40:50 · answer #7 · answered by danindude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋