How do you rub one out?

Question

And have a happy ending without
1) getting messy
2) messing up a towel for your Mom to find
3) having to run to the toilet and losing it before you get there

So frustrating.

Answer 1

Not frustrating at all. There are many opportunities.

When we're younger and trying to hide this, we usually end up trying to pop off in the bathroom (shower is good). I've never been able to do that - the water just doesn't feel right and I'm not one to stand throughout the whole thing.

Try this:

If you have a few bucks and you can get to the store, get a small pack (usually you can buy them in 3 packs) of condoms. I'm sure your house has hand lotion or hair conditioner or aloe vera gel or something like that. You want to get yourself hard, add some lube, unroll the condom over it and roll over onto your stomach. No hands needed. You might need to readjust the condom once or twice, but the pressure between your stomach and the bed/couch/whatever should be enough to keep it in place. Hold on to your pillow and you have two hands to turn your magazines, books, use the remote for the TV/VCR/DVD/whatever. You just start humping naturally.... trust me, your body will start doing it naturally.

Incidentally, this is probably the cheapest way to get as close to "the real thing" as you can get. It's pretty amazing how realistic it feels. You're able to rub one out, the mess is in the condom, so you only need to carefully take it off and tie up the end, no rags needed. You can clean up in the bathroom when you get there.

You'll be able to put the condom's wrapper in your pocket or school bag or a book or whatever so you can take it out with you later and toss it in an anonymous garbage can. The condom (provided you've tied the end of it) can be flushed down the toilet. I'd caution you, though, that older houses with older plumbing might still become clogged if this gets caught on anything in the pipes.

Happy rubbing. :-)

Answer 2

Rub One Out

Answer 3

shoot it into an empty Gatorade bottle (1/2 gallon, not 16 ouncer)...then recycle quickly.

squirt.

Answer 4

Keep tissue in your room and spill it on that and throw it out.

Answer 5

keep a rag handy, just put it in the dirty clothes hamper, if your mom sees it and asks, just tell her you blew your nose on it, lmao

Answer 6

ewwwww

put a paper towel on your belly then throw it out when you are done.

Answer 7

I use an old t-shirt then when I'm done I put it back in my sister's bureau.

Answer 8

dude! just go in her or him if youre that way, and pray she doesnt get preggers!theres nothing better than cumming inside a woman its so hot!

Answer 9

condom or stand over the toilet and use tissue when your done

Answer 10

use a sock