A man goes to the doctor and tells him that it appears to have lettuce coming out of his ****!
The doctor tells him to drop his trousers and bend over so that he can examine him.
The doctor takes a look and exhales, so the man who is a little concerned by now, asks "Is it serious, doctor?"
"I'm afraid it is," he replies, "because all I can see is the tip of the Iceberg!?!"
2006-11-22 08:44:29 · 31 answers · asked by Sea Fever 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-28 13:00:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
L.O.L. Very good. I actually heard that one on Classic FM Radio this afternoon!
Here's one which uses a computer term:
Q)What will be the sequel to the film Saving Private Ryan?
A) Loading Private Ryan.
2006-11-28 06:20:49 · answer #2 · answered by Phil P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellant luv iceberg lettuce.
2006-11-25 21:32:47 · answer #3 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The padre turned up and also took a look and decided that devine intervention were needed Placing his hands together he said simply ' lettuce pray '
2006-11-29 08:51:11 · answer #4 · answered by stuart281274 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the man who went to the doctors with jelly and custard in his ears, the doctor said " you are a trifle deaf "
2006-11-30 08:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
. . . . and after applying a quantity of salad dressing, the doctor advised the man to go sit in the greenhouse for a couple of days..
2006-11-26 11:56:09 · answer #6 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2006-11-30 01:58:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anna L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee
2006-11-22 08:48:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cos?
2006-11-28 09:23:47 · answer #9 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Excellent; the best this week. Let's have some more.
2006-11-28 03:53:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exxcellent lol
2006-11-22 08:47:12 · answer #11 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋