A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to
be eight again." she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite lolly and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size!!!!!!!
2006-11-22 08:43:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, that's a good one... but technically, don't you think she would have said... "i'd like to be AN eight again"
2006-11-22 08:45:38 · answer #1 · answered by sweetsum691 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeh I heard that one before, but it was with the number 6, but who cares its just as funny :)
2006-11-22 08:51:15 · answer #2 · answered by Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a great funny one
2006-11-22 08:47:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if mens only listen they will still dont understand
2006-11-22 12:13:37 · answer #4 · answered by ♥still luvin u♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-22 09:13:05 · answer #5 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow...thanks for the laugh!!!
2006-11-22 09:05:51 · answer #6 · answered by Courtney(: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!
2006-11-22 09:06:54 · answer #7 · answered by Kay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... that is pretty good!!!
2006-11-22 08:50:25 · answer #8 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!=)
2006-11-22 08:58:48 · answer #9 · answered by gnarhobbit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=)
2006-11-22 08:47:35 · answer #10 · answered by Regular Guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋