A guy goes to a brothel. He selects a girl, pays her £200 up front and gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarm rings.
She runs out of the room with his £200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.
By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with £200 in her hand?"
The fireman says, "No!"
The guy then says, "Well if you see her, scre* her. It's paid for."
2006-11-22 08:37:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You should always get what you pay for fidgety.
A man made a frantic call to the fire department."Quick,Quick!" he said."My house is on fire."
"Where do you live?"
"I'm too distressed," screams the man."I can't tell you the exact address."
"How do you expect us to get there?" said the fire officer.
"What do you mean?" cried the man."Don't you have those big red trucks?"
2006-11-23 06:07:52 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 01:51:27 · answer #2 · answered by vanderburg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 funny and clever.
2006-11-22 10:47:22 · answer #3 · answered by B i n g o 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 9/10
2006-11-22 08:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol don't tell anyone but she is in my brothers, and they are enjoying the spends.
2006-11-22 09:57:49 · answer #5 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What bad luck.
What happened to his erection?
2006-11-22 08:51:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, thats a funny one....lmao.......
2006-11-22 08:43:25 · answer #7 · answered by littleEfan25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... that's hilarious...
that sucks for the guy tho...
2006-11-22 08:41:24 · answer #8 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny!
2006-11-22 08:42:50 · answer #9 · answered by srsa46 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im on my way to look
DRIBBLE
2006-11-22 08:40:40 · answer #10 · answered by SH1T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋