2006-11-22 08:29:45 · 8 answers · asked by LongAgo 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, there's no need to go crazy *if you know the true meaning of the pie charts and recipe cards*!
There are false profits out there, from canned pie filling, from frozen crusts, from cheater's cheesecake posing as pie, to even more stomach-churning abominations; Those Who Honor Pies Other Than Chocolate Cream.
Rest in the Word, child, and know that the Great Mother of Chocolate watches over you and will cherish you and bless you with yummies.
Indeed, it is written!!
Charge of the Chocolate Mother
Listen to the words of the Mother of Chocolate; who was of old called: Godiva, Ethel M., Sara Lee, Nestle, Mrs. See, and by many other names:
Whenever you have one of those cravings, once in a while and better it be when your checkbook is full, then shall you assemble in a great public place and bring offerings of money to the spirit of Me, who is Queen of all Goodies. In the mall shall you assemble, you who have eaten all your chocolate and are hungry for more. To you I shall bring Good Things for your tongue. And you shall be free from depression. And as a sign that you are truly free, you shall have chocolate smears on your cheeks, and you shall munch, nosh, snack, feast, and make yummy noises all in my presence. For mine is the ecstasy of phenylalanine, and mine is also the joy on earth, yea, even into high orbit, for my law is "melts in your mouth, not in your hand". Keep clean your fingers, carry Wet Ones always, let none shunt you aside. For mine is the secret that opens your mouth, and mine is the taste that puts a smile on your lips and comfy padding pounds on your hips. I am the gracious Goddess who gives the gift of joy onto the tummies of men and women. Upon earth, I give knowledge of all things delicious, and beyond death,well, I can't do much there. Sorry about that. I demand only your money in sacrifice, for behold, chocolate is a business, and you have to pay for those truffles before you eat them.
PRAISE BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-22 08:40:42 · answer #1 · answered by Praise Singer 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Piegan and indeed we do go completely Mad tonight! I'm baking a couple of pumpkin pies tonight and that God Damned Chad the fourth ( Like anyone even cares about all this fourth stuff Chad, You big Homo! ) High Baker of Pieganism is no where to be found! I should have just picked up a couple at the Super Market like everyone else but Nooooo! "It'll be so much more fun if we bake them" Chad told me, "I'll help out"; He said; "It'll be a breeze!" the lying son of a bit.......!!! Oh well I'll let You know how they turned out Sugar, I hope You like them; I'll be done before midnight if Your still interested or awake by then. There's no one I'd rather share my pumpkin pie with than You Baby!!!
2006-11-22 10:12:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mmm... Pie Gods.
I always go crazy baking pies for the Pie Gods. One year I forgot the Cool Whip! I had bad luck with Pies for months after that...
2006-11-22 08:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by swordarkeereon 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The act of faith is in the eating. Pumpkin pie. Mmmm
Then hit the gym early on Friday
2006-11-22 08:58:27 · answer #4 · answered by mattapan26 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you recognize i'm partial to Key Lime pie....Apple pie could be stable, too....i think of i could be particularly much less keen on the Pumpkin pie concept....i think of I even have in basic terms ever tried it a pair of circumstances, in spite of the undeniable fact that. i think of Key Lime pie could be my conventional of those....then Apple, then Pumpkin. yet i assume Pumpkin pie is extra classic for Thanksgiving....i assume we are nevertheless caught! lol
2016-12-29 08:33:45 · answer #5 · answered by osuch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes...and Chad is going crazy!
2006-11-22 12:10:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you mean pagans?
Wow, that's an embarrassing mix up!
2006-11-22 08:32:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
dunno
2006-11-22 08:40:21 · answer #8 · answered by Put_ya_mitts_up 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋